The Blackhead United Church, a very necessary institute
Are you kidding me? This is the perfect sexual innuendo trifecta. Three towns aligned south to north in Conception Bay (!!!!!!!)
As you are heading away from the Trans Canada Highway on Route 70, you’ll hit these three communities one after another, beginning with Small Point, a land of embarrassed men and mournful wives. After which, you’ll hit Broad Cove, where the woman are reportedly referred to with offensive slang. Oh, those Broad Covians.
Next you’ll get to Blackhead, and I’m not sure what happens there, but I have an idea. I will say that only one participant is black, because if it were referring to two black people, you would probably just say “Head”. But since there is mention of “Black” it is safe to assume that there is contrast in the act, meaning interracial. Now, I’m not sure whether the African American is giving or receiving the oral sex, or whether the party in question is male or female. I suppose that’s a matter of interpretation.
Kind of a sexy spot for Canada’s first Methodist Church. Well it’s no longer there, just a memorial, so I guess that makes sense.
“We named our town after what? Let’s get our Church out of here!”
Oh yeah, there’s an Adam’s Cove in there too, the most northern town, but I couldn’t get it to be sexy enough. Sure it’s named after a guy who never wore clothes, but by the time you get there, that’s pretty benign.
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